Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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