what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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