4 words: hood of his car
that's an acceptable place to lick
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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