no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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