It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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