It's like a parade of train wrecks.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she smelled like a LAN party
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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