Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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