Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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