I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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