We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
no you cant smoke seaweed
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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