I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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