He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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