i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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