And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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