I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
be right there i have to get my cape
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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