if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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