What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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