It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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