I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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