i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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