She is in my trunk
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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