This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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