you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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