Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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