they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I believe in your delicious
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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