'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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