You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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