okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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