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Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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