I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Randomize
