at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Are my feet made of real feet?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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