why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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