i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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