we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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