I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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