i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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