try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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