"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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