I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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