dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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