Plan B is the new Plan A
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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