I feel like abortions should bother me more
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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