does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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