the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
