we have pet lesbian snakes
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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