There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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