I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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