you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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