no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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