After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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