About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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