I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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