i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
