i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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