it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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