His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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