You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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