It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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