Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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